An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He
finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
of hearing aids that allowed t...

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After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?".
"NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!"
"Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it...

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Doctor: Mrs. Smith, I have to tell you, I don't like the looks of your husband.
Patient's Wife: Neither do I, but he's good to the children.

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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I'...

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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He
finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
of hearing aids that allowed t...

0 comments

After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?".
"NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!"
"Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it...

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After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?".
"NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!"
"Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it...

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Molly, age 9, and Sammy, age 10, are sitting on the front porch swing. Sammy says to Molly, "Screw you, Molly."

A minute goes by and Molly replies, "Screw YOU, Sammy."

A ...

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After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?".
"NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!"
"Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it...

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A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I le...

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stres...

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick ...

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A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A gent next to her, t...

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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She ...

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A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A gent next to her, t...

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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his o...

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An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?

"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she s...

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A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is...

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There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim a...

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Three guys are sitting in a bar when another man comes in and start drinking. After a while, he approaches the guys, and, pointing at the one in the middle, shouts, "I fucked your mother!". Then he go...

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