Fire and gas don't mix. This is why you shouldn't smoke at Taco Bell.

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Just because the other girl is hot while you're a fat troll is no reason to slap her.

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Good rotation, but try not to land on your spine with such a resounding "crack" next time, m'kay?

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I suppose playing football in high school does teach you some life-saving skills...

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It's okay girls, why don't you kiss and make up?

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That didn't look like it felt too good.

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Someone ate the spicy sausage again, didn't they?

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Ditzy blonde reporters are annoying as hell, so she definitely deserved this.

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Some morons apparently needed an object lesson in why harassing large predators is a bad idea.

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Talk about ironic.

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When you end up snoring, you know you've really been knocked out.

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Most people can't keep a bike straight while riding down the street when they're drunk. Trying to jump over a tent? Bad idea.

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Talk about a human trainwreck.

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That happened because he's French and tried to do something besides eat cheese and drink wine.

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I'm pretty sure the last line of that joke was completely unnecessary and uncalled for.

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If at first you don't succeed in castrating yourself, try again!

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Take that you braces haters!

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Someone needs to hit her so she shuts up.

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Do not taunt dynamite monkey.

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Hope you weren't too fond of your van there buddy, 'cause that elephant just totaled it.

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