She could babysit me any day!

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As the nerdy kid who sat in the library reading books all day, I didn't have to worry about things like this.

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Some crazy woman rants about how rainbows showing up in a sprinkler are part of a government conspiracy. Someone get granny back on her meds again.

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This would actually make the Olympics worth watching.

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I guess you're allowed to drive in the wrong lane in Russia as long as your car is facing the right direction...

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Apparently these bikers don't know how to pull over without falling over.

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Blowing shit up is what science is all about.

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Camels are pretty damn hardcore.

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Think you can keep your cool with an angry bull rampaging around.

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Afterwards, she slathered her up in lard and deep-fried her with Twinkies and some cheesecake.

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Way to be uncoordinated, dork.

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He isn't stopping anytime soon...

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That's sad... the morons in the clown costumes live, but the poor horse dies.

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Way to keep it classy, Mom.

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It was as if millions of Apple fanboys cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

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I hope whatever he started the fight over was worth that.

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Don't fuck with anyone in Russia.

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I learned long ago that if you throw the ball hard enough, it can bounce out of the gutter.

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The fewer skater punks are able to reproduce, the better the world will be.

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No one expects the random woman tripping your thieving ass as you try to run out of the store.

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