A bench not covered in pee is a precious commodity when you're a bum.

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Apparently the gist of this commercial is that the Arab sheiks are cursing out the car for being fuel efficient and not making them more money. I'm sure no one will have a problem with this.

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What secretly killed Kurt. The shotgun was just a cover-up.

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This is why you wear harnesses. Or better yet, don't climb sheer cliffs.

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Why take your rustbucket to the junk yard when there are attack helicopters about?

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A summer rock concert becomes an all-out chair-slamming brawl.

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Two skanky women got at it.

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That would be one hell of a hot way to come out of an alcohol-induced coma.

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I don't think anyone flops around on the track like that unless they're very, very dead.

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How embarrassing would it be to be the guy who gets taken out by a dude on a pogo stick.

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Pilot loses control and smashes his WWII plane into the ground.

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This is why I don't have sleepovers anymore.

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A hive of ants builds a nest in some dude's printer.

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You don't even need to get out of your car to get a beatdown from this crazy broad.

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I like it when dinner tenderizes itself.

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This is sort of like when my cat meows at me for closing the door in his face, except it's a freakin elephant that can pop you like a berry.

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Dude, it's a tank. How the hell do you get a tank stuck on anything?

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If you're going to wipe out and embarrass yourself, you might as well do it on the biggest ramp there is.

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It's a good thing she tried with horses before moving on to crocodiles.

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At least he was wearing a helmet, otherwise his brain would be smeared all over the pavement.

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