I think the Joker is closer than he believed.

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Probably would've been a better idea to just pull over and get arrested, unless you were facing a death penalty.

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Might want to get your nose gear checked. Just a thought.

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This is what you get for skateboarding where it says "No Skateboards", you teenage terrorist.

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If I was a hair stylist and got a call like this, I'd be truly terrified.

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Yeah, let's jump in the air and grab a half-naked man before falling into the pool! This just screams frat boys.

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Probably the longest drive he's ever hit in his life, but I hope he didn't have anything important in that backpack...

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Grandpa's got wood, but I think he's pretty much the only one.

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What happens when you jump off a wall onto an exercise ball? Sheamus or whatever the hell this turd's name is is about to find out...

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Someday I'm going to be able to write one of these, and it'll be about somebody dousing a rabbit in gasoline and throwing a match at it.

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See? Fat people are good for something!

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Getting out of a parking space is, apparently, that difficult.

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College students are so intelligent, aren't they?

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It's pretty hard to look impressive flexing in the ring when your pyrotechnics won't go off.

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Unless they're dunking donuts in a vat of lard, that is.

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No gym class is complete without the one dude who's always trying to do crazy stunts that piss off the gym teacher.

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It really does take skill to crash a shopping cart. She should get a medal.

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I guess his car had quite a static charge.

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Never, ever trust your friends.

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How do you mess up using a revolving door?

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