Oh yeah? Well I have a world record for speed air Guitar Hero...

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Ever seen a backhoe climb onto a train car before?

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Alcohol and stripper poles really don't mix.

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The "Ball of Death" is the last place I'd want to have an accident. How about the "Ball of Puppies and Milkshakes"?

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Let's just agree they were both being assholes and throw them into a volcano.

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He was doing okay until he decided to try and get off his bike in the middle of the stairs.

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Dude, if you're so broke that you have to gamble with your stash, you need a hobby that doesn't involve casinos.

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Just because your boyfriend teabags you every night doesn't mean you can take a ball that big in your face.

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That should cure your children of the notion that kangaroos are cute and cuddly.

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He definitely owes her some amazing cunnilingus and a chocolate bar.

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Unless you've got Batman's wings, jumping isn't the best route to take when the elevator is out.

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How hard is it not to hit something in the middle of a lake? Seriously.

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Why do trees hate the American auto industry?

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Well, at least he didn't pick the wrong kind of "people who annoy him"...

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A guy fighting in the street gets run over by a passing car.

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Or you might get bitchslapped, bitch.

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Dudes, there's chicks in bikinis to look at. Why are you so intent on grappling other sweaty dudes.

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I'd rather she took my money when I wasn't aware of it than let me pay for dinner, a movie, and then tell me she had to go to bed early.

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A .50 caliber bullet bounces back and almost takes off a dude's head.

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They're just running an impromptu bum juicer; pound him enough, and they'll squeeze the alcohol out!

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