Don't approach the pinata to get the candy until the pinata-whacker no longer has a whacking stick.

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It didn't even look like a real fight to me, just some dudes messing around. What a pussy.

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You should always grasp your pizza tightly when you live in a ghetto shithole.

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I'm disappointed no one got a port-a-potty swirly out of this.

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No one seems to care that a guy just got flipped over a car and is laying there dying in the street.

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Normally you have to pay good money for an amusement park ride like that.

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You can have my porn collection when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

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One-way streets are not for driving the wrong way down. Just an FYI.

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No one ever breaks anything on the trampoline. It's always getting off that's the problem.

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They could load this cop into a catapult and use him to crush criminals under a ball of blubber.

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This is what happens when badgers go out without their mushrooms and snakes.

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If you're gonna try to get kids to not do drugs, don't use a pop singer who's hair looks like something out of an LCD trip.

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Hot girls doing Wii exercises in the underwear. This is definitely the start of something beautiful.

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Remind me to never live in the projects.

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Only Japan could possibly think that a gameshow involving random people people sticking their hands into a vat of piranhas is a good idea.

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You don't need a motorcycle to look like a douchebag.

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If you don't get to carry a taser and a handgun, spitting in someone's face will probably get you punched.

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Why do the Germans get all the awesome commercials.

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The entire parkour thing has been a great boon to viral video websites.

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Way to be a sore loser.

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