Getting out of a parking space is, apparently, that difficult.

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College students are so intelligent, aren't they?

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It's pretty hard to look impressive flexing in the ring when your pyrotechnics won't go off.

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Unless they're dunking donuts in a vat of lard, that is.

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No gym class is complete without the one dude who's always trying to do crazy stunts that piss off the gym teacher.

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It really does take skill to crash a shopping cart. She should get a medal.

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I guess his car had quite a static charge.

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Never, ever trust your friends.

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How do you mess up using a revolving door?

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Oh yeah? Well I have a world record for speed air Guitar Hero...

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Ever seen a backhoe climb onto a train car before?

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Alcohol and stripper poles really don't mix.

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The "Ball of Death" is the last place I'd want to have an accident. How about the "Ball of Puppies and Milkshakes"?

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Let's just agree they were both being assholes and throw them into a volcano.

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He was doing okay until he decided to try and get off his bike in the middle of the stairs.

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Dude, if you're so broke that you have to gamble with your stash, you need a hobby that doesn't involve casinos.

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Just because your boyfriend teabags you every night doesn't mean you can take a ball that big in your face.

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That should cure your children of the notion that kangaroos are cute and cuddly.

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I'd be happy to be a condom tester, provided the company provides me a hot secretary to "assist"...

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He definitely owes her some amazing cunnilingus and a chocolate bar.

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