Unless you've got Batman's wings, jumping isn't the best route to take when the elevator is out.

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How hard is it not to hit something in the middle of a lake? Seriously.

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Why do trees hate the American auto industry?

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Well, at least he didn't pick the wrong kind of "people who annoy him"...

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A guy fighting in the street gets run over by a passing car.

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Or you might get bitchslapped, bitch.

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Dudes, there's chicks in bikinis to look at. Why are you so intent on grappling other sweaty dudes.

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I'd rather she took my money when I wasn't aware of it than let me pay for dinner, a movie, and then tell me she had to go to bed early.

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A .50 caliber bullet bounces back and almost takes off a dude's head.

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I actually had to look up where the hell Owatonna is.

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They're just running an impromptu bum juicer; pound him enough, and they'll squeeze the alcohol out!

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That's definitely not the only thing she's gotten hit in the face with.

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Don't let hippies catch you carving up a tree, or they'll stand around lecturing you and make you smell bad.

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Looks a lot more exciting than biking down the street to Dairy Queen, which is all I ever do.

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Can't we all just get along, eh mates?

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I'm amazed a girl like that couldn't get a ride home from somebody.

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Broken ribs just aren't fun for anyone.

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I guess they achieved critical mass.

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A taser makes for a hell of an alarm clock.

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He definitely didn't see that one coming.

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