Next up: bomb-dodging and jihad are the hot new Olympic sports.

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This is what you get for being a man and playing volleyball.

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Don't go around chatrooms calling people n00bs if they're sitting at the terminal right next to you.

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Even if you break them over your friend's head, you still have to clean up the pieces.

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That thing about turning off the power before doing maintenance on electrical systems? Yeah, you should probably have paid attention to that.

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Apparently they were releasing all these balloons to support an orphanage. Now each popped balloon represents a child's broken dreams.

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Good luck picking fragments of your teeth out of those concrete steps, buddy.

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Don't quit your day job, girlfriend.

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'Cause if there's one tenant of conservatism, it's that you should shoot everyone who disagrees with you.

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I wanna be the guy who trains dogs to go stick their noses in people's crotches. Oh wait, they do that anyway.

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This is why Jesus rode around on donkeys instead of Harleys.

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You know that asshole who goes around trying to pay for everything in pennies? Yeah, don't be that guy.

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Biker should count himself lucky he got tackled instead of run over.

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That looks like it might've hurt a bit.

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And by "spanking" I mean "gets his ass kicked".

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He must've forgotten that he just had a normal bike, not a flying bike.

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This is why I ride my bike down the elevator.

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If I was rich, I'd hire this guy to go around with me and do this whenever I needed a laugh.

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When you get together a bunch of wannabes who will never make it to the majors, fights are just bound to happen.

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Hope she wasn't shooting for Olympic glory.

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