Wait, she hit someone in the face with a glass bottle. According to the movies, that should knock them out or something, right?

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It looks like they're simultaneously trying to fight and have sex. I imagine it's because the one guy wore the same clothes as the other.

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Being able to launch yourself through the air by snapping your jaws shut is a useful talent for an ant.

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Anyone dumb enough to sniff a gun deserves to have this happen to them.

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So... being religious is like sticking a fork in your face and up your ass and connecting them to a car battery? Gotcha. Sounds awesome.

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A pretty inventive way to compose a song.

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A simple see-saw plus a huge-ass crane equals a dude flying through the air.

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What a nice and civil discourse over who slept with who's baby daddy.

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No babies for you. Not that any girl would touch your junk unless you paid her.

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Dude, you're a rapper. You're supposed to whip out your gat and bust a cap in his ass, not punch him!

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Some dudes on a train get jumped. Get these motherfucking hooligans off my motherfucking train!

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Shit, someone pissed off Godzilla again.

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Hope everyone wanted their meat well-done.

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He's going to have to rebuild his balls after that one.

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Time to give up drama club and go to shop class. Might want to stay away from the table saw though.

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Time to hang up your Air Jordans and go back to chess club.

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Some people have all the luck... both good and bad.

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When one biker goes down, he takes the rest of the race down with him.

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Seeing your buddies get knocked out would be enough to make me get my ass out of there.

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Shortcut: you're doing it wrong.

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