Cracking your helmet is a lot less expensive and painful than cracking your skull.

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Depending on what kind of party she's going to, this could definitely lead to some wrong impressions...

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Driving a Prius does not make you immune to the effects of an oncoming train.

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This girl's got mad skills.

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Every time I try to sneakily score with a girl, she gets all defensive.

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Greasing up the kitchen floor for a slip-n-slide might not have been the greatest idea ever.

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A test firing of the US missile defense system successfully took out an air-launched missile.

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Even though he kicked the computer's ass, he still loses for being dressed like an 80s douchebag.

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Getting your ass raped by a station wagon would be a shitty way to lose your anal virginity.

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Anytime you need a haircut in this country, just rob somebody.

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I can think of no better way to sell coffee.

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Really interesting slow-motion video of an iron ball dropping into a sand pit.

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It's not nice to shatter an auto mechanic's reality.

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No I don't have any change you dirty bum, but how about nice Hawaiian punch?

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At least he went out with a bang. Yeah, I'm going to hell for that one.

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At least these morons are just punching each other and not shooting up the place. Unless you're Colossus, punches aren't likely to start any fires.

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You know, malls have elevators. And escalators. And even stairs. You don't have to jump between floors.

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Those freaky blogger girls always put out if you leave sensitive comments on their Livejournal.

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Never bring a palm tree to a stool fight.

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I'm going to have a nightmare about this thing tonight, I guarantee it.

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