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<title>Taken out at the ball game</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_taken_out_at_the_ball_game.html</link>
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<description>You can tell this is softball because the guy just stood around looking confused instead of falling over dead.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:description>You can tell this is softball because the guy just stood around looking confused instead of falling over dead.</media:description>
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<title>Baseball mascot looses head</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_baseball_mascot_looses_head.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_baseball_mascot_looses_head.html</guid>
<description>Well that just sucks for him.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Baseball mascot looses head</media:title>
<media:description>Well that just sucks for him.</media:description>
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<title>The life of a golf ball</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_the_life_of_a_golf_ball.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_the_life_of_a_golf_ball.html</guid>
<description>You know how hard a golf ball is?  This is what happens to it when you hit it with a driver.  And that is why letting people tee balls off your nuts is a bad idea.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>The life of a golf ball</media:title>
<media:description>You know how hard a golf ball is?  This is what happens to it when you hit it with a driver.  And that is why letting people tee balls off your nuts is a bad idea.</media:description>
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<title>Chick takes out another chick with bottle</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_chick_takes_out_another_chick_with_bottle.html</link>
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<description>The sound of glass vs skull sounds like it really hurts...</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Chick takes out another chick with bottle</media:title>
<media:description>The sound of glass vs skull sounds like it really hurts...</media:description>
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<title>Arm wrestling match gone wrong</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_arm_wrestling_match_gone_wrong.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_arm_wrestling_match_gone_wrong.html</guid>
<description>I personally try not to engage in activities that have a high chance of destroying my arm, but thats just me.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Arm wrestling match gone wrong</media:title>
<media:description>I personally try not to engage in activities that have a high chance of destroying my arm, but thats just me.</media:description>
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<title>Crazy drunk girl on the subway</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_crazy_drunk_girl_on_the_subway.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_crazy_drunk_girl_on_the_subway.html</guid>
<description>This is why I never ride public transportation without a flamethrower.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Crazy drunk girl on the subway</media:title>
<media:description>This is why I never ride public transportation without a flamethrower.</media:description>
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<title>Stupid kid showing off on trampoline owns self</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_stupid_kid_showing_off_on_trampoline_owns_self.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_stupid_kid_showing_off_on_trampoline_owns_self.html</guid>
<description>Trampolines are Darwins solution to humanitys alpha-position on the food chain.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Stupid kid showing off on trampoline owns self</media:title>
<media:description>Trampolines are Darwins solution to humanitys alpha-position on the food chain.</media:description>
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<title>Stuntman wannabe</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_stuntman_wannabe.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_stuntman_wannabe.html</guid>
<description>I have to give him credit for being able to dive off the roof into a car and not have a piece of glass sticking through his head.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Stuntman wannabe</media:title>
<media:description>I have to give him credit for being able to dive off the roof into a car and not have a piece of glass sticking through his head.</media:description>
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<title>Vegetable trumpet</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_vegetable_trumpet.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_vegetable_trumpet.html</guid>
<description>At the rate world food prices are going, pretty soon this thing will cost more than a real trumpet.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Vegetable trumpet</media:title>
<media:description>At the rate world food prices are going, pretty soon this thing will cost more than a real trumpet.</media:description>
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<title>Ridiculous gas lines</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_ridiculous_gas_lines.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_ridiculous_gas_lines.html</guid>
<description>Thanks to George Bush and his oil buddies, this will probably be America in a few years.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Ridiculous gas lines</media:title>
<media:description>Thanks to George Bush and his oil buddies, this will probably be America in a few years.</media:description>
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<title>Amazing knock out punch</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_amazing_knock_out_punch.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_amazing_knock_out_punch.html</guid>
<description>He aint getting up for a while.  If ever.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Amazing knock out punch</media:title>
<media:description>He aint getting up for a while.  If ever.</media:description>
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<title>Idiot on deal or no deal</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_idiot_on_deal_or_no_deal.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_idiot_on_deal_or_no_deal.html</guid>
<description>Dude, someones not getting invited to the family reunion.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Idiot on deal or no deal</media:title>
<media:description>Dude, someones not getting invited to the family reunion.</media:description>
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<title>Bad dirtbike stack</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_bad_dirtbike_stack.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_bad_dirtbike_stack.html</guid>
<description>He wouldve been fine if he hadnt decided itd be fun to land without holding the handle bars.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Bad dirtbike stack</media:title>
<media:description>He wouldve been fine if he hadnt decided itd be fun to land without holding the handle bars.</media:description>
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<title>Making an entrance</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_making_an_entrance.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_making_an_entrance.html</guid>
<description>Thats one way not to get to class.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Making an entrance</media:title>
<media:description>Thats one way not to get to class.</media:description>
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<title>Angry musician</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_angry_musician.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_angry_musician.html</guid>
<description>It sounded like it was a girl on the phone.  Why would a girl ever call such a loser?</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Angry musician</media:title>
<media:description>It sounded like it was a girl on the phone.  Why would a girl ever call such a loser?</media:description>
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<title>Slip and slide air time</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_slip_and_slide_air_time.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_slip_and_slide_air_time.html</guid>
<description>Getting that much air off a slip-n-slide takes skill.  As does landing.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Slip and slide air time</media:title>
<media:description>Getting that much air off a slip-n-slide takes skill.  As does landing.</media:description>
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<title>Motorcycle drag race accident</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_motorcycle_drag_race_accident.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_motorcycle_drag_race_accident.html</guid>
<description>Um, I guess this is why you shouldnt put explosives in your handlebars?  Seriously, how do you blow off your handlebars?</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Motorcycle drag race accident</media:title>
<media:description>Um, I guess this is why you shouldnt put explosives in your handlebars?  Seriously, how do you blow off your handlebars?</media:description>
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<title>Failed bike burnout</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_failed_bike_burnout.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_failed_bike_burnout.html</guid>
<description>This is why you dont get off your bike and gun the throttle, moron.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Failed bike burnout</media:title>
<media:description>This is why you dont get off your bike and gun the throttle, moron.</media:description>
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<title>Out-of control car wreck</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_out-of_control_car_wreck.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_out-of_control_car_wreck.html</guid>
<description>A guy who obviously thinks hes driving in Liberty City races through an intersection and smashes into a pickup.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Out-of control car wreck</media:title>
<media:description>A guy who obviously thinks hes driving in Liberty City races through an intersection and smashes into a pickup.</media:description>
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<title>Bike beatdown</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_bike_beatdown.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_bike_beatdown.html</guid>
<description>Who throws a bicycle?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Bike beatdown</media:title>
<media:description>Who throws a bicycle?</media:description>
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<title>How not to slam-dunk</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_how_not_to_slam-dunk.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_how_not_to_slam-dunk.html</guid>
<description>Step 1: dont use a stepladder.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>How not to slam-dunk</media:title>
<media:description>Step 1: dont use a stepladder.</media:description>
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<title>Guy knocks out two dudes</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_guy_knocks_out_two_dudes.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_guy_knocks_out_two_dudes.html</guid>
<description>Tough guy lays out two dudes in a row.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Guy knocks out two dudes</media:title>
<media:description>Tough guy lays out two dudes in a row.</media:description>
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<title>More failed swingers</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_more_failed_swingers.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_more_failed_swingers.html</guid>
<description>Swinging must be something you lose the instinct for after middle school.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>More failed swingers</media:title>
<media:description>Swinging must be something you lose the instinct for after middle school.</media:description>
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<title>The fry snatcher</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_the_fry_snatcher.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_the_fry_snatcher.html</guid>
<description>Dont try to keep french fries from a fat kid.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>The fry snatcher</media:title>
<media:description>Dont try to keep french fries from a fat kid.</media:description>
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<title>Massive drunk cat fight</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_massive_drunk_cat_fight.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_massive_drunk_cat_fight.html</guid>
<description>All this party needed to be perfect was a giant jell-o pool.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Massive drunk cat fight</media:title>
<media:description>All this party needed to be perfect was a giant jell-o pool.</media:description>
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<title>Idiot jumps on moving treadmill</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_idiot_jumps_on_moving_treadmill.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_idiot_jumps_on_moving_treadmill.html</guid>
<description>Really, how did they think that was going to end?</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Idiot jumps on moving treadmill</media:title>
<media:description>Really, how did they think that was going to end?</media:description>
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<title>Scooter catches on fire</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_scooter_catches_on_fire.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_scooter_catches_on_fire.html</guid>
<description>This just in, dont spill gasoline on your scooters red-hot exhaust pipe.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Scooter catches on fire</media:title>
<media:description>This just in, dont spill gasoline on your scooters red-hot exhaust pipe.</media:description>
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<title>The naked singing bird</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_the_naked_singing_bird.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_the_naked_singing_bird.html</guid>
<description>Youll never be able to look at your chicken dinner the same way again.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>The naked singing bird</media:title>
<media:description>Youll never be able to look at your chicken dinner the same way again.</media:description>
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<title>Hit and run</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_hit_and_run.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_hit_and_run.html</guid>
<description>Punching someone and running away definitely doesnt make you macho, dude.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Hit and run</media:title>
<media:description>Punching someone and running away definitely doesnt make you macho, dude.</media:description>
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<title>Cops take out minivan</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_cops_take_out_minivan.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_cops_take_out_minivan.html</guid>
<description>We need more cops removing the minivan scourge from our streets.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Cops take out minivan</media:title>
<media:description>We need more cops removing the minivan scourge from our streets.</media:description>
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<title>Private school kid gets headbutted</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_private_school_kid_gets_headbutted.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_private_school_kid_gets_headbutted.html</guid>
<description>Thats one hell of a way to get knocked out...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:description>Thats one hell of a way to get knocked out...</media:description>
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<title>10,000 dominos a second</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_10000_dominos_a_second.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_10000_dominos_a_second.html</guid>
<description>Europe sets off the biggest domino effect ever.  With a very predictable sound track.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>10,000 dominos a second</media:title>
<media:description>Europe sets off the biggest domino effect ever.  With a very predictable sound track.</media:description>
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<title>Little kids fight over bike</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_little_kids_fight_over_bike.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_little_kids_fight_over_bike.html</guid>
<description>They need to go back to kindergarten and learn how to share.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Little kids fight over bike</media:title>
<media:description>They need to go back to kindergarten and learn how to share.</media:description>
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<title>Snowboarder knockout</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_snowboarder_knockout.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_snowboarder_knockout.html</guid>
<description>A guy trying to jump through a gap hits his head and KOs himself.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Snowboarder knockout</media:title>
<media:description>A guy trying to jump through a gap hits his head and KOs himself.</media:description>
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<title>Commuter vs. crowd</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_commuter_vs_crowd.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_commuter_vs_crowd.html</guid>
<description>Ive definitely been tempted to do this when immigration protesters shut down Los Angeles.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Commuter vs. crowd</media:title>
<media:description>Ive definitely been tempted to do this when immigration protesters shut down Los Angeles.</media:description>
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<title>Kid gets laid out in fight</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_kid_gets_laid_out_in_fight.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_kid_gets_laid_out_in_fight.html</guid>
<description>If you dont know how to fight, you probably shouldnt start one.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Kid gets laid out in fight</media:title>
<media:description>If you dont know how to fight, you probably shouldnt start one.</media:description>
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<title>Take a ride in the batmobile</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_take_a_ride_in_the_batmobile.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_take_a_ride_in_the_batmobile.html</guid>
<description>It looks neat, but Id honestly rather have that rocket-propelled tank from the new movies.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Take a ride in the batmobile</media:title>
<media:description>It looks neat, but Id honestly rather have that rocket-propelled tank from the new movies.</media:description>
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<title>Assholes laugh as dog falls off cliff</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_assholes_laugh_as_dog_falls_off_cliff.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_assholes_laugh_as_dog_falls_off_cliff.html</guid>
<description>Hopefully someday theyll fall off a cliff, and their dog will sit their licking its balls instead of running for help.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Assholes laugh as dog falls off cliff</media:title>
<media:description>Hopefully someday theyll fall off a cliff, and their dog will sit their licking its balls instead of running for help.</media:description>
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<title>Skater owned by janitor</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_skater_owned_by_janitor.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_skater_owned_by_janitor.html</guid>
<description>I watch Scrubs, so I know how dangerous janitors can be.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Skater owned by janitor</media:title>
<media:description>I watch Scrubs, so I know how dangerous janitors can be.</media:description>
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<title>Boom! headshot!</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_boom_headshot.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_boom_headshot.html</guid>
<description>A hunter takes down a coyote with a headshot.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Boom! headshot!</media:title>
<media:description>A hunter takes down a coyote with a headshot.</media:description>
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<title>Throwing babies off the roof</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_throwing_babies_off_the_roof.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_throwing_babies_off_the_roof.html</guid>
<description>I predict that this village will produce a lot of sky-diving addicts.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Throwing babies off the roof</media:title>
<media:description>I predict that this village will produce a lot of sky-diving addicts.</media:description>
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<title>Bad mountain biking stack</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_bad_mountain_biking_stack.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_bad_mountain_biking_stack.html</guid>
<description>Hope that mouthful of pine needles tasted good.  Maybe he had bad breath and needed to freshen up.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Bad mountain biking stack</media:title>
<media:description>Hope that mouthful of pine needles tasted good.  Maybe he had bad breath and needed to freshen up.</media:description>
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<title>Not really a fight</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_not_really_a_fight.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_not_really_a_fight.html</guid>
<description>That guy basically got laid out by a bitch slap.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Not really a fight</media:title>
<media:description>That guy basically got laid out by a bitch slap.</media:description>
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<title>Poking elephant seals</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_poking_elephant_seals.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_poking_elephant_seals.html</guid>
<description>Some dumb woman in a white dress pokes an elephant seal in the ass.  If you were an elephant seal, you wouldnt like being poked in the ass either.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Poking elephant seals</media:title>
<media:description>Some dumb woman in a white dress pokes an elephant seal in the ass.  If you were an elephant seal, you wouldnt like being poked in the ass either.</media:description>
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<title>Little kid falls off roof</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_little_kid_falls_off_roof.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_little_kid_falls_off_roof.html</guid>
<description>This wouldve been a lot funnier if hed landed on a concrete patio instead of in the snow.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Little kid falls off roof</media:title>
<media:description>This wouldve been a lot funnier if hed landed on a concrete patio instead of in the snow.</media:description>
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<title>Pacifism doesnt work</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_pacifism_doesnt_work.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_pacifism_doesnt_work.html</guid>
<description>A guy refuses to fight and gets a beating anyways.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Pacifism doesnt work</media:title>
<media:description>A guy refuses to fight and gets a beating anyways.</media:description>
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<title>Guard takes down shoplifter</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_guard_takes_down_shoplifter.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_guard_takes_down_shoplifter.html</guid>
<description>Im amazed by the number of people willing to stop and help him out.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Guard takes down shoplifter</media:title>
<media:description>Im amazed by the number of people willing to stop and help him out.</media:description>
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<title>Disgusting farting girl</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_disgusting_farting_girl.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_disgusting_farting_girl.html</guid>
<description>I would not want to sleep with her, ever.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Disgusting farting girl</media:title>
<media:description>I would not want to sleep with her, ever.</media:description>
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<title>Shark surfing</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_shark_surfing.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_shark_surfing.html</guid>
<description>Thats one way to get around the beach.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Shark surfing</media:title>
<media:description>Thats one way to get around the beach.</media:description>
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<title>Shotgun gardening</title>
<link>http://www.yikers.com/video_shotgun_gardening.html</link>
<guid>http://www.yikers.com/video_shotgun_gardening.html</guid>
<description>You do that, Im going to go deer hunting with a hoe.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Shotgun gardening</media:title>
<media:description>You do that, Im going to go deer hunting with a hoe.</media:description>
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