I think he's a woman stuck in a man's body. That's the only way he could hate his testicles this much.

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Are you ready to get McClean!?

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I'm not sure I want to get anywhere near a girl who keeps repeating that her dixie wrecked...

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I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I suspect the cops will make this a real short "test drive".

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"Asshole Badgers" would make an awesome band name.

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This would've been more entertaining had she been trying to bike down a narrow road in between crocodile pits.

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Yeah, if it results in your death, I'd say you did something wrong.

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When the troll in the green shirt loses a fight, he decides threatening to beat people with some kid's skateboard is the way to go.

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Hold on a minute, I've got something in my eye... JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION!

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Mario Kart will keep your bike skills l33t enough to outrun anything.

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Some guy trying to be a good Samaritan gets laid out.

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Only those breakdancing lessons he took as a kid saved this guy from getting run over.

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Knocking yourself out makes it pretty easy on the other guy.

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Meth is a hell of a drug.

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Don't make me whip out my puppet and lay a smackdown on your ass.

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Probably the coolest claymation zombie movie you'll see all week.

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Sometimes, no amount of advertising can make up for an unfortunate news story...

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Watching this makes my boobs hurt, and I don't even have boobs...

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This is why I like to be wrapped in a cage of metal and airbags whenever I have to drive anywhere.

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If you get punched in the face while playing with stuffed Hulk dolls in your mom's basement, you pretty much deserve it for failing at life.

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